10. With the money you save on salon visits and products to maintain your relaxer, you'll finally be able to tighten up your shoe game
9. You will no longer be competing with all the other straight haired chicks on the planet for the spot light, the spot light will almost always automatically be on you. Let them fight amongst themselves.
8. Your man will be happy because he will finally be able to put his hands all up in your hair.
7. If you can rock your own hair when very few of us have the ovaries to, you know you can do what ever the hell else you want to do.
6. For those who stay in a weave: Haters will no longer be able to point to your weave as the reason you're so fly, they'll just have to accept the fact that you are that chick. Period.
5. For those who stay in a lace front: You will no longer have to fear and dread that time when you have to go ahead and tell your boo that you don't really have Indian in your family.
4. For those of you with kids: You can stop investing in your local beauty supply owners kid's college fund and finally start one for your own damn kids.
3. Water will no longer be your kryptonite.
2. You won't have to worry about what's happening with your hair during sex, you can finally concentrate on getting yours.
1. God already made you fly. Did you really think you could out create God?
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can i hear an AMEN in the house? lol..
ReplyDeleteTHIS is what i'm talking about...
you ROCK
keep up the great job.
i woulda been proud to have u as my mama. hope ur lil girl realises how lucky she is.
oh i totally love this, you seem like such a great person and a model mum. Thanks for being an inspiration!
ReplyDeleteNow, that's what I'm talking 'bout. I want some of that. I going to cut all of my relaxed hair tomorrow.
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